Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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