just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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