But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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