Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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