I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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