Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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