butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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