the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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