susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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