I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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