OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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