Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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