Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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