I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.