fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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