come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette