Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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