all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
