I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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