if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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