3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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