how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i black out too much to be "responsible"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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