Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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