Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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