The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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