Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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