Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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