you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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