Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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