real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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