If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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