I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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