So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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