I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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