im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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