brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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