Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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