I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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