Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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