I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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