3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.