I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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