There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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