My friends, they love my intelligence
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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