so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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