I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It's blow job season.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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