you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You're a waste of cheezeits
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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