she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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