Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i will never coherently bang her
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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