Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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