I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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