Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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