I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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