I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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