How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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