I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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