Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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