We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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