absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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